rknightuk’s avatarrknightuk’s Twitter Archive—№ 18,854

    1. Texas boy suspended after bringing 'ring of power' to school nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-boy-suspended-bringing-ring-power-school-article-1.2099103 What a great story.
  1. …in reply to @rknightuk
    He’s already been suspended for “referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: "The Big Book of Knowledge.”
    1. …in reply to @rknightuk
      “Aiden claimed Thursday he could put a ring on his friend's head and make him invisible like Bilbo Baggins”
      1. …in reply to @rknightuk
        When I worked at McDonalds, I narrowly avoided getting a warning for “playing velociraptors”.