rknightuk’s avatarrknightuk’s Twitter Archive—№ 21,597

    1. “…a flaccid, spongy log half jumps from the machine” theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair?CMP=share_btn_tw What have we done? /via @jumponadoughnut
  1. …in reply to @rknightuk
    “It’s quite space-efficient, being so dense with evil”