rknightuk’s avatarrknightuk’s Twitter Archive—№ 37,904

                                          1. Rachel should have dumped Ross's jealous ass as soon as the Mark thing started. Urgh.
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                                          This tweet brought to you by 1997.
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                                        That thread was right, Ross is a complete tool.
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                                      Ross is making me so angry. I wanna punch his stupid face.
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                                    "Maybe we should take a break" OH SHITS ABOUT TO KICK OFF
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                                  Hmm. I don't think they were on a break.
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                                Wait, no. Rachel says they were broken up.
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                              Oh wow Ross got a laserdisc player.
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                            "I'll get my own dollhouse with blackjack and hookers" Phoebe did it first.
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                          Found my HD rips. No more 4:3 Friends for me. SUCH QUALITY
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                        Only now, because it's in HD, have I realised Kathy isn't played by Amanda Peet. My whole life is a lie.
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                      I can't believe he said Rachel's name instead of Emily.
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                    The way they try and get the sofa up the stairs is ridiculous.
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                  noodle soup
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                So much fragile masculinity in "The One with Ross' Teeth"
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              Why didn't Ross just say "oh I fucked up my teeth lol". That would have fixed everything
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            I would have eaten Rachel's beef trifle.
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          NOT a euphemism
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        Richard is terrible. He shouldn’t have told Monica he still loved her.
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      “It’s just good sense to backup your backup” Phoebe was ahead of her time.
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    I caught the other one 🎉
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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      “What you gonna do with your expensive new phone?” “Cats. Photos of cats”