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Christmas Day is supposed to be dull. Enjoy the novelty of utter boredom theguardian.com/commentisfree/emma-brockes-column/2014/dec/25/christmas-day-boring-dos-and-donts I can’t tell if this is parody.
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“The entire point of Christmas is that it’s supposed to be boring” The fuck? No. Don’t like your family? Don’t invite them round. Simple.
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Or do what my Dad used to do: buy yourself a lovely box of wine and start it the moment you get up. He never seemed bored.